Kids' Corner
News from our classroom...

December 2008

 

THE COST OF KIDS

The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140.00 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even count college tuition. But $160,140.00 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into $8,896 a year, $741.38 a month, or $171.08 a week. That's a mere $24.24 a day....just over $1.00 per hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice would say not to have children if you want to be "rich." It's actually just the opposite.

What do you get for your $160,140?

Naming rights---First, Middle, and Last.
Glimpses of God every day.
Giggles under the covers every night.
More love than your heart can hold.
Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.
Endless wonders over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.
A hand to hold....usually covered in jelly.

A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites, building sand castles, and skipping down the sidewalk in the pouring rain.
Someone to laugh yourself silly with no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.

For $160,140, you never have to grow up.
You get to finger paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus.
You have an excuse to keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, watch Saturday morning cartoons, go to Disneyland, and wish on stars.
You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths.

For $160,140, there is no greater bang for you buck!

You get to be a hero just for retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, taking the training wheels off the bike, removing a splinter, filling a wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

You get a front row seat to witness history in the first step, first word, first date, and the first time behind the wheel. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren.

You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, and communications that no college can match!

You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits, so that one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost!

ENJOY YOUR KIDS AND GRANDKIDS
and thank you for sharing them with me.

MERRY CHRISTMAS